We’ll be sad if we lose Glenn in The Walking Dead Season 7 premiere, but will feel much worse if it’s actually Abraham. Seriously, we “don't give two short and curly's” who Negan kills, just let it not be Bisquick’s number one fan.
Michael Cudlitz, who plays Abraham on the show, was extremely cryptic about his future with The Walking Dead during an interview with ComicBook.com. His answer makes us nervous.
"It’s The Walking Dead , we lose people," Cudlitz said. "I’m eager to see how the loss changes the group. And there are other groups we still haven’t met yet."
“See,” huh? As in watch from the sidelines because you’re no longer on the show to provide us with comedic relief in the darkest of times! We’ve heard the rumors about Negan possibly taking out Abraham, but there’s a small part of us that wants to believe our favorite ginger will leave to get down with the swirl. Yes, we’re looking at you, Sasha.
In honor of Abraham and The Walking Dead Season 7 premiere, let’s take a look at some of the character’s famous one-liners. We hope to see you in more than just the premiere, Big Red. Please don’t leave us!
Below is a list of our favorite Abraham-isms. Enjoy them while you still can.
“Simply put, there’s a vast ocean of s–t you people don’t know s–t about. Rick knows every fine grain of said s–t, and then some.”
“I don’t give a monkey’s left nut.”
“I've been to 8 county fairs and a goat rodeo but I've never seen anything like that.”
“I don't give two short and curly's what it looks like.”
"Why are dingleberries brown? That's just the way s–t is."
“Oh honey, look at you. You’re a damn mess.”
“You’d have better luck picking up a turd by its clean end.”
“Bitch nuts.”
“When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?”
“Mother dick.”
Check back with iDigitalTimes for more The Walking Dead coverage. We should plan on starting a The Walking Dead support group where everyone brings cookies and pancakes to drown in their sorrows. Who’s with us? The Walking Dead Season 7 premieres Oct. 23 on AMC.
