Dream Daddy? More Like Dream Zaddy

This is Brian. He's married to Sky Williams.
This is Brian. He's married to Sky Williams. Dream Daddy Game

Dream Daddy is the thirst trap of a dating sim you didn’t even know you wanted to play. This game has blown up Twitter after YouTube personality Sky Williams went on a video rant about no one touching his Daddy Brian.

Don’t worry sky, that beautiful bear of a Zaddy is all yours. There are other Daddies to date in Dream Zaddy. We see you Mat and Craig with your fine ass Dad bods...

Seriously, Dream Daddy is already a gem of a game and it’s not even out yet. Okay, so here’s the run down. It’s a game about Dads dating other dads. You create your own Dad in the game and let the sparks fly. Your daughter’s name is Amanda and she’s adorable. Not enough to get you hot and bothered? Check out Dream Daddy ’s Steam description below:

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is a game where you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads. You and your daughter have just moved into the sleepy seaside town of Maple Bay only to discover that everyone in your neighborhood is a single, dateable Dad! Will you go out with Teacher Dad? Goth Dad? Bad Dad? Or any of the other cool Dads in this game? With minigames, sidequests, and a variety of paths and endings, Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is this year's most anticipated Dad-based game.

Features

  • 7 dateable Dads

  • Dad character creator - Create your Dadsona!

  • Multiple endings per-Dad

  • Voiced by the Game Grumps and friends

  • Written by Vernon Shaw and Leighton Gray

  • Artwork and pinups by Shanen Pae, J.N. Wiedle, Anna Pan, Tyson Hesse, Ellen Allsop, Evan Palmer, Ego Rodriguez, and many more!

  • Original score by Jesse Cale

  • Dad-themed mini and micro games throughout each date path

  • So many Dad puns. Like, to the point where it made us all uncomfortable

  • Secretssssssss.

We do not want to date Bad Dad! No one wants a deadbeat. In the words of TLC, we don’t want no scrub! We’ve all heard the stories! We’re not going to be by Bad Dad’s side when he has to go to court because he owes thousands in child support. He’s not going to be around my little Amanda when his ass comes stumbling in at 1 a.m. wasted from hitting up the bar. We’re not going to cry ourselves to sleep at night because we went through Bad Dad’s texts just to see dick pics from other dudes.

Goth Dad, on the other hand… he looks like a guy who knows how to have a good time and teach you some new things.

The best part about the Dream Daddy game thus far is it doesn’t take itself seriously. Judging from the teaser, it’s supposed to be lighthearted and cute. We hope these Zaddies are worthy of the hype, or things will get real petty. We’re talking screenshot quotes and passive-aggressive tweets ready for @DreamDaddy. The world will share in the heartbreak. Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator will be released on Mac and PC via Steam on July 13.

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