PlayStation VR Launch Title News: 'Dead Or Alive Xtreme 3' Confirmed For Japan Because Boobs

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Koei Tecmo has released its first screenshots of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3's VR Paradise feature, one intended to bring video game titty jiggle physics to its apex with the interchangeable, dead-eyed boob-bearers of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3.

The VR Paradise feature for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 will be available to those who purchased the PS4 version Fortune back in March. The VR Paradise feature releases this Oct. 13 in Japan and Asia, and is presumably the real raison d'être for the launch of PlayStation VR.

VR Paradise lets damp, sweaty manchildren who will never jiggle a breast in person enjoy Gravure Paradise, Photo Paradise and Event Paradise features in glorious VR. Creeps will be able to watch their sex dolls prance and preen from every angle and distance by using the controller and headset in combination.

It wouldn’t be Dead or Alive Xtreme 3’s VR Paradise if you couldn’t virtually molest your little angels, of course. A video of the VR Paradise experience previews such extraordinary features as giving the girls a couple of kanchos, smashing your face into their boobs repeatedly, bouncing their bazongas endlessly as the beach background winks in and out of existence, and otherwise being a complete freak in private. Not disconcertingly at all, your VR Paradise babe is coded to squeal in adorable protest and helplessly try to bat you away.

Fingers crossed for a heated, double-orbed globular facial accessory to be worn in conjunction with a VR headset for that maximum “never leave the house or be within X yards of a school or public place” VR Paradise experience.

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